gotta keep it movin
Posted: Friday, February 20, 2009 by Young Phlo in
i jus wanna be,
i jus wanna be successful..
& because of that
i can't be worryin about this that & the other..
like i gotta do me.
& if "me" isn't on your schedule
than plan a date...
lol
& lemme kno when we can meet together
on this road i call life.
=]
on a lighter note!..
yo0o0o nigga wtf ! check it..
ok so i'm not a real big fan of bowel movements
and talkin about that shit. [no pun intended]
&& i especially hate even thinkin
about females and their bowel movements. =
but how bout i went to the bathroom today right..
[[now mind you, we have a community bathroom here in the dorms.
it's not my own personal toilet or nothin
AND i'm on an all male floor. =/ ]]
so i'm sittin on the john, jus finishin up and all that.
and someone sits in the stall next to me...
i'm thinkin:
"ok nigga, there are all these other stalls to fuckin sit down
&& you choose to sit right nex to me"
ugh.
anyways..
so i'm hurryin up tryna finish
so i can get tha hell outta there before they drop a deuce
& stink up tha place.
i can hear this man turn around and drop his pants
so i get kinda frantic & start freakin out right ?
i'm already a lil bit irritated cuz this fool
decided to sit as close to me as possible.
but how bout i look down
at this person's feet to see who it is..
& i see these cute lil toenails that are painted black !
and these toenails are definitely not toenails that belong to any man's foot that i kno of.
(homosexual or not lol)
so i'm like yooo wtf ?!
it's a chick !
lmao
all i remember hearing wuz:
"tinkle tinkle tinkle" before
i got up & ran out of the bathroom
like my ass was on fire.
i was soooooo disgusted !
OMG lmao
i mean i kno females are human too..
but I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT SHIT !
plus they could've used the restroom on any female floor !
call me immature..
but my ladylike image of you females does not consist of
feces or urine. ugh.
so after that random situation.
i jus sat in my room & thought about life.
& where i'm goin from here.
& how
i jus wanna be succesful.
=]